It's Valentine's Day! If you're single, you should drink a whole bottle of wine by yourself and cry until the tears come out your nose. Seriously... you're just horrible!
NEVER EVER interrupt bath time.
Ladies n' Gentlemen, I give you: "The Brown Dirt Cowboy"
"Royal Fish Feeding Time" (with apologies to Charles Barsotti.) Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?Last and most certainly least: