'Nother One

The mustache kinda looks like a bent cigar. Yes, that was deliberate... ok, no.
The pick-up line is an art form unto itself.
Popularity can kill a home-life.

I... have no idea...

As a cartoon, yoga can be beautiful. In real life, yoga can be a little silly.

Maybe it's the word 'blog' that gives me such a tough time.

I love anything and everything by Saul Steinberg... and I do him very little justice.Drawing with watercolor sometimes surprises me.
Hollywood Nights ([very] rough sketch)
Hollywood Nights: take 2

You don't need to tint your Civic's windows. You have nothing I want!

Let's call this one, "Hearing What He Wants To Hear." See, I grew up around certain adult-type people who felt that some music and musicians were just, well, pure evil. To this day, I think back to how concerned these adult-types were that I not be swayed by the crazy/hedonistic/anti-Christian lyrics and fall into the hands of a never-ending pit of sin. I swear they could read Satanism into a Mr. Rogers song. But hey, couldn't we all?Don't you love Film Noir? Because I know I do!
This one's a little aged, and it'll take you like five minutes to read it... and it's not "ha ha" funny. I still really like the writing and am fully convinced that I'm a genius!
Clem Goes To The Opera
Again, this one's a bit old but, like I said, I'm brilliant.
Girlfriend always wanted to be my muse.

The LIttlest Ninja!

Hooo Boy! SUPERSIZED!

I don't know what's worse: the gag or the sneaking feeling that I'm totally ripping someone else off here and don't know it."The Bro Code" is a vague and exacting mistress.
Relationships are all about compromise...
We all know someone with a powerful goatee.
Those cute little kiddies just keep getting cuter!
I'm a really neurotic creep!

He's nobody's fool but mine!

That's my boy!'Scuse the antiquated slang term. I had to be true to my subject.
Here's a zinger from the ladies. Its free. You can use it. No I mean it!
It's a good thing I'm never like this. Oh, wait, it's a good thing I convinced a woman to love me before she found out I'm always like this.

Is it art or a ham-handed critique?

My next post will have a little more variety... maybe.