I refuse to describe this sketch because buildings with noses frighten me.
Nobody wants to be stupidest.... most dumberest?
This sketch is not chauvinistic. These two could totally be switched (gender, sexual identity, species) and it'd still hold true.
Mind-altering substances will make appearances throughout this post... be warned.
We all want to fit in! Well, peasants don't want to fit in. They just want to eat whole-grain loaves.
I'm really late on making fun of mtv's fabled "Cribs," but Tarzan is just the right kind of dick for a show like that.
After dining on snails, there's nothing better than a sweet sweet milkshake!
I'm a good person and I like most everyone... trust me.
This is what happens to people who listen to pundits.
SMOOOOOKE WEEEEEED!
Does anyone but me think Shirley Temple movies are creepy? Seriously! Grown men spend an hour and a half vying for her attention! That's all those movies are! And she's 8!
...plus, I think Shirley is a bit of a creep herself.
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I was thinking about weed again. I don't really like weed. It should be legal, but I probably wouldn't buy it.
With apologies to Saul Steinberg.
We're sooooo modern! Omigod you guys!
P'HAH!
The future. I saw it in the cards.
