The LIttlest Ninja!

Hooo Boy! SUPERSIZED!

I don't know what's worse: the gag or the sneaking feeling that I'm totally ripping someone else off here and don't know it."The Bro Code" is a vague and exacting mistress.
Relationships are all about compromise...
We all know someone with a powerful goatee.
Those cute little kiddies just keep getting cuter!
I'm a really neurotic creep!

He's nobody's fool but mine!

That's my boy!'Scuse the antiquated slang term. I had to be true to my subject.
Here's a zinger from the ladies. Its free. You can use it. No I mean it!
It's a good thing I'm never like this. Oh, wait, it's a good thing I convinced a woman to love me before she found out I'm always like this.

Is it art or a ham-handed critique?

My next post will have a little more variety... maybe.