'Nother One

The mustache kinda looks like a bent cigar. Yes, that was deliberate... ok, no.
The pick-up line is an art form unto itself.
Popularity can kill a home-life.

I... have no idea...

As a cartoon, yoga can be beautiful. In real life, yoga can be a little silly.

Maybe it's the word 'blog' that gives me such a tough time.

I love anything and everything by Saul Steinberg... and I do him very little justice.Drawing with watercolor sometimes surprises me.
Hollywood Nights ([very] rough sketch)
Hollywood Nights: take 2

You don't need to tint your Civic's windows. You have nothing I want!

Let's call this one, "Hearing What He Wants To Hear." See, I grew up around certain adult-type people who felt that some music and musicians were just, well, pure evil. To this day, I think back to how concerned these adult-types were that I not be swayed by the crazy/hedonistic/anti-Christian lyrics and fall into the hands of a never-ending pit of sin. I swear they could read Satanism into a Mr. Rogers song. But hey, couldn't we all?Don't you love Film Noir? Because I know I do!
This one's a little aged, and it'll take you like five minutes to read it... and it's not "ha ha" funny. I still really like the writing and am fully convinced that I'm a genius!
Clem Goes To The Opera
Again, this one's a bit old but, like I said, I'm brilliant.
Girlfriend always wanted to be my muse.

The LIttlest Ninja!

Hooo Boy! SUPERSIZED!

I don't know what's worse: the gag or the sneaking feeling that I'm totally ripping someone else off here and don't know it."The Bro Code" is a vague and exacting mistress.
Relationships are all about compromise...
We all know someone with a powerful goatee.
Those cute little kiddies just keep getting cuter!
I'm a really neurotic creep!

He's nobody's fool but mine!

That's my boy!'Scuse the antiquated slang term. I had to be true to my subject.
Here's a zinger from the ladies. Its free. You can use it. No I mean it!
It's a good thing I'm never like this. Oh, wait, it's a good thing I convinced a woman to love me before she found out I'm always like this.

Is it art or a ham-handed critique?

My next post will have a little more variety... maybe.

MORE PSYCHOTIC CHILDREN PLEASE!

More of those Lil' Darlings. I suppose an apology is in order...

This one has breasts made of GLASS!

I know this has happened to at least.... one person?

Classics of American Sequential Art

I found these in a time capsule under my house. Attached was a note that simply read, "tacke car Of my komicks." Needless to say, they had to be posted online immediately! No one should take a poor speller seriously, even if they're dead!

Theme Party 2: The Quickening! Now with less of a theme!

The next three are the start of an at least six part series that, well frankly, began to bore me. Don't get me wrong, it's cute'n'all... but maybe it's TOO cute. You be the judge. Tell me to finish this series and I will... or I won't.


Random sketch pages make my face look happy.

It's a THEME PARTY!