Rumblings...

"Hero Worship"

"Taking A Peek"

"Handoff"

"Sea of Language"

"GOOOO SCIENCE!!"

"Invader"

Selected Works

"It's A Trip!"

"Escape From Spiderhead"

"Welcome To California"

"Nerds and Needy"

"Do Millennials Stand A Chance?"

"END"

"Sweet Serenity"

"Objectives"

"It's Tricky!"

"Royal Pains"

"Small But Mighty"

"Hacktivists"

Johnny Long Torso

I refuse to describe this sketch because buildings with noses frighten me.



Nobody wants to be stupidest.... most dumberest?
This sketch is not chauvinistic. These two could totally be switched (gender, sexual identity, species) and it'd still hold true.

Mind-altering substances will make appearances throughout this post... be warned.


We all want to fit in! Well, peasants don't want to fit in. They just want to eat whole-grain loaves.


I'm really late on making fun of mtv's fabled "Cribs," but Tarzan is just the right kind of dick for a show like that.


After dining on snails, there's nothing better than a sweet sweet milkshake!


I'm a good person and I like most everyone... trust me.


This is what happens to people who listen to pundits.


SMOOOOOKE WEEEEEED!

Does anyone but me think Shirley Temple movies are creepy? Seriously! Grown men spend an hour and a half vying for her attention! That's all those movies are! And she's 8!

...plus, I think Shirley is a bit of a creep herself.

Title below...

I was thinking about weed again. I don't really like weed. It should be legal, but I probably wouldn't buy it.


With apologies to Saul Steinberg.


We're sooooo modern! Omigod you guys!





P'HAH!

The future. I saw it in the cards.

'Nother One

The mustache kinda looks like a bent cigar. Yes, that was deliberate... ok, no.
The pick-up line is an art form unto itself.
Popularity can kill a home-life.

I... have no idea...

As a cartoon, yoga can be beautiful. In real life, yoga can be a little silly.

Maybe it's the word 'blog' that gives me such a tough time.

I love anything and everything by Saul Steinberg... and I do him very little justice.Drawing with watercolor sometimes surprises me.
Hollywood Nights ([very] rough sketch)
Hollywood Nights: take 2

You don't need to tint your Civic's windows. You have nothing I want!

Let's call this one, "Hearing What He Wants To Hear." See, I grew up around certain adult-type people who felt that some music and musicians were just, well, pure evil. To this day, I think back to how concerned these adult-types were that I not be swayed by the crazy/hedonistic/anti-Christian lyrics and fall into the hands of a never-ending pit of sin. I swear they could read Satanism into a Mr. Rogers song. But hey, couldn't we all?Don't you love Film Noir? Because I know I do!
This one's a little aged, and it'll take you like five minutes to read it... and it's not "ha ha" funny. I still really like the writing and am fully convinced that I'm a genius!
Clem Goes To The Opera
Again, this one's a bit old but, like I said, I'm brilliant.
Girlfriend always wanted to be my muse.